Trying to Get it Right

Im me- Jennifer, nothing more, nothing less

premiium:

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me

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lets-stop-the-killings-of-robins:

when-i-hear-music:

Well damn Satan

Satan? U mean genius

lets-stop-the-killings-of-robins:

when-i-hear-music:

Well damn Satan

Satan? U mean genius

(Source: best-of-memes, via forallthetimeswefeelalive)

not-thefunniestblog:

"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
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agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

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-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

(Source: joilieder, via 10knotes)

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

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2spooky4boo:

restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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koalugh:

When your stomach is making noises in class because you’re hungry

koalugh:

When your stomach is making noises in class because you’re hungry

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cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

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bastardblaster:

sckrewedup:

Bitch ass nigga square up


I LOL’ed way too hard at this.

bastardblaster:

sckrewedup:

Bitch ass nigga square up

I LOL’ed way too hard at this.

(Source: drug-warrior, via petcanadian)

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burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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