Trying to Get it Right

Im me- Jennifer, nothing more, nothing less

Anonymous said: My boyfriend currently is trying to get icey hot off of his balls because he accidentally got some on there and he said and I quote "you can't wash it off with water. You use Olive Oil which will be good for you ya know just seasoning them for you so you're welcome"

unempire:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaahAHAHAHAH OMFG THAT IS HILARIOUS 

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Anonymous said: 你好我愛你。你是真可愛。

unempire:

kageboonshin:

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dutchster:

i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment

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genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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prbuick11:

this man knows how to do it

prbuick11:

this man knows how to do it

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okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

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gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

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meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

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I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

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my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

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clouhdyday:

oh gosh

clouhdyday:

oh gosh

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