what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
i still think 2007 was 3 years ago
(Source: tomdefaggot, via parkingstrange)
fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understand
You know what’s worse than slow internet?
(Source: fake-mermaid, via damn-funny)